RIVER THAMES 09/06/07

WELL, I'D BEEN LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO MESS AROUND ON THE WATER AND THE JUBILEE 30TH BUSINESS, SEEMED RIGHT. A CHANCE MEETING WITH THE SEX PISTOLS EXPERIENCE THE EDINBURGH SHOW OPENING THE WEEK BEFORE , PROVIDED US WITH JUST THAT. THE PLAN WAS TO LOWER 2 BANNERS, 35 FEET IN LENGTH INCLUDING A BEHEADED QUEEN AND A JOLLY ROGER (WHICH IS STILL TREASON) OVER TOWER BRIDGE AS THE BOAT WENT UNDERNEATH. NOW BEST LAID PLANS ETC, AND IT TRANSPIRED THAT WE COULDN'T DO THAT BRIDGE, SO WE USED OLD RAY THE MODS FAVOURITE WATERLOO BRIDGE INSTEAD. THEY WERE DUE TO PHONE AND DIRECT THE BOAT, BUT SOME HOW, SO MISSED US BY A MILE! (we now know that there was fighting aboard and the police called, punks eh? when you get your own boat, you can fight as much as you like.......) NEVER MIND, WE DID STILL COMMIT A TREASONOUS ACT, AND BEYOND BECOMING A POLITICIAN, THAT'S PRETTY HARD TO DO, IN THES POLITICALLY ERECT DAYS. IST WE NEEDED A COVER STORY , SO I PRINTED A FAKE BFI STICKER ON THE ART, AS THERE WAS A LOT OF PUNK STUFF GOING ON ATTHE BFI THAT DAY. PLEASE SCROLL DOWN FOR YOUR CUT OUT AND KEEP TREASONOUS JOLLY ROGERS ...